Vix's Lady
23-07-2007, 18:48
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very
big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police
to tell them his results after the examination.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,
Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on
the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
:smile1::wave1:
big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police
to tell them his results after the examination.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,
Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on
the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
:smile1::wave1: