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harold b
08-08-2007, 15:18
I as lost my assembly line worker rodney my panda an main assembler of my Spanish antique fake spinnin wheels. i was goin under bridge on motorway an some hooded yob throw brick of hadrian's wall on my posh van rodney in back sh*t himsel un did a runner he last seen doing forty miles an hour along hadrian's wall heading towards
swan hunter yard. i shout rodney come back an carry my bag it full of bits of hadrian's wall i pinch for put in my back yard. i post photo of it on other site later. i is not givin reward for information about rodney just tell him i is docking his bamboo until he return an complete assembly of spanish antique fake wheels. ....mmmmm

Garnet
08-08-2007, 15:19
Have you cleaned up in the van....or are you leaving it till Rodney comes back???

harold b
08-08-2007, 15:26
It rodneys crap he clean it up. i bet he have sore paws when he get home. i not report him missin cos if bobbies come round an see all stuff i as nicked from hotels [towels] and historical sites [stones artifact's ] i may end gettin nicked mysel...belch...mmmmm

Garnet
08-08-2007, 15:29
How on earth will you manage if he doesn't come back??? Your whole empire will crumble without him......oh dear, such is life LOL!!!:lmao::lmao:

harold b
08-08-2007, 15:32
How on earth will you manage if he doesn't come back??? Your whole empire will crumble without him......oh dear, such is life LOL!!!:lmao::lmao:


I have raid chester zoo an pinch another labourer. i means panda.....mmmmmmmm

Garnet
08-08-2007, 15:40
How on earth will you manage if he doesn't come back??? Your whole empire will crumble without him......oh dear, such is life LOL!!!:lmao::lmao:


I have raid chester zoo an pinch another labourer. i means panda.....mmmmmmmm


:ablow::ablow:That is naughty!!!! Why don't you try a chimp instead-they have much more dexterity in their fingers???:ablow: Or better still get a crocodile-just remember to give it a nice big cuddle just before dinner time!!:lmao::lmao:

harold b
08-08-2007, 15:45
:ablow::ablow:That is naughty!!!! Why don't you try a chimp instead-they have much more dexterity in their fingers???:ablow: Or better still get a crocodile-just remember to give it a nice big cuddle just before dinner time!!:lmao::lmao:

I as chimps on assembly line rodney he biggest.worker so he gaffer he give chimps swift kick up the bum if they fall sleep on 23 hr shifts i as um workin on...crocodile he my wages clerk not one of my workers as asked him for rise since he eat last union chimp they sent in see him...mmmmmm

Vix's Lady
08-08-2007, 17:47
I as lost my assembly line worker rodney my panda an main assembler of my Spanish antique fake spinnin wheels. i was goin under bridge on motorway an some hooded yob throw brick of hadrian's wall on my posh van rodney in back sh*t himsel un did a runner he last seen doing forty miles an hour along hadrian's wall heading towards
swan hunter yard. i shout rodney come back an carry my bag it full of bits of hadrian's wall i pinch for put in my back yard. i post photo of it on other site later. i is not givin reward for information about rodney just tell him i is docking his bamboo until he return an complete assembly of spanish antique fake wheels. ....mmmmm



poor Rodney maybe next time you should let him drive and you sit in the back LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao::wink1:

harold b
08-08-2007, 22:42
poor Rodney maybe next time you should let him drive and you sit in the back LOL

If he drive how will i get all my action shot photos of things going on around me on motorway. i be to busy telling him how use sat nav...women you just dont think things through like us men ....... .mmmmmm

Vix's Lady
08-08-2007, 22:47
poor Rodney maybe next time you should let him drive and you sit in the back LOL

If he drive how will i get all my action shot photos of things going on around me on motorway. i be to busy telling him how use sat nav...women you just dont think things through like us men ....... .mmmmmm


motorways will be a lot safer with Rodney driving :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Badger.
09-08-2007, 11:07
I as chimps on assembly line rodney he biggest.worker so he gaffer he give chimps swift kick up the bum if they fall sleep on 23 hr shifts i as um workin on...crocodile he my wages clerk not one of my workers as asked him for rise since he eat last union chimp they sent in see him...mmmmmm


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I hope you only pay peanuts to the chimps Harold.

By the way I have a mate who is a fox and he said that he will deal with all your accounts both here and offshore.:thumb_yello: