Yappin

[harold b]

I as just heard awful din outside my private house bedroom on my posh private house estate here in not so sunny shevy. I looks out my window and it big flock of geese flyin over my [have i mentioned private house ] they is yappin away woke all dozy neighbours up. I had just nipped up stairs use lav. i as my little camera with me but i as used up all film on my video of me runnin to lav. I is got terrible indigestion with all grub i scoffs yesterday and expensive wine i supped. i is sunburned of candles that was on my cake it took me a couple of puffs blow em all out. still it warm up my garden sendin my frogs into action. um randy buggers when it hot. well i is off for take my andrews now i cant find alcaselsers........hmmmm

good mornin it be afternoon when some of you dozy lot get out your pits...mm