the government

[tommy39]

the government today asked for suggestions for a logo that depicts the united kingdom in the 21st century. now i have given this some serious thought,in fact i have been up all night , pondering this . so here is what i have come up with .

The goverment today announced that it is changing it's national symbol to a CONDOM
because it more acuratly reflects the goverment's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroy's the next generation,
protect's prick':confused1::confused1:s and gives you security while your being screwed.

i'm sure there are other,s

[boris]

I agree with you whole heartedly tommy, the government of this country are a set of pricks

[Cerridwen]

Brilliant!!! Sums it up exactly.!

[harold b]

This best tory goverment sinse my hero maggie thatcher was gloriouse leader. tony blair him best prime minister ever he let me get on with makin money out of poor folks who do work for peanuts an i get all profit put in my offshore accounts. an open more sweat shops in uk. i as private medical dr not your waitin list nhs for me i is first in line if out wrong with me i not wait. i jumps in first cos i is private customer. ........hmmmmmm

[Uncle Joe]

It would appear that Gordon Brown is about to call a general election and he has already played the Margaret Thatcher card by inviting her to no 10 and he was praising her this morning on the Andrew Lamar show, in order to appeal to those middle England voters who liked Tony Blair so much and who he must win over if he is to win the next general election and I think the Conservatives have not a chance in hell of beating Labour in the up coming election because they have a gormless pratt for a leader in David Cameron.

[stueey]

A friend of mines, sister asked her brother to come to England for a few weeks, she sorted the ticket out for him and all that. When he arrived in London, the customs officials held this poor guy for 8 hours and then without any kind of excuse, put him back on a plane to the states, denying him entry into the UK....whats more didnt refund the original airfare or made an effort to contact the people that were picking him up. Whats with this? This poor kid only 20 years old.

[imported_Bernard]

As far has I know the immigration requirements for people entering the United Kingdom from the United States are reciprocal and that is that the person must be in possession of a return ticket and or have sufficient funds to support that persons stay in the country concerned, also if the person has any sort of criminal record however minor entry maybe refused and UK and US authorities have access to the criminal record files of each others citizens and these reciprocal immigration arrangements are also used by Australia and New Zealand etc

[stueey]

Just spoke to the lady again yesterday. Turns out that...yes he had sufficient funds to support himself, in fact $2500 was wired to his sisters bank in the uk just for this reason, and he did have a return ticket. So....the reason for his entry denial is still a mystery so far.

[imported_Bernard]

Just spoke to the lady again yesterday. Turns out that...yes he had sufficient funds to support himself, in fact $2500 was wired to his sisters bank in the uk just for this reason, and he did have a return ticket. So....the reason for his entry denial is still a mystery so far.

I would have thought that immigration would have had to give him some sort explanation as to why he was not admitted into the United Kingdom.

[imported_Bernard]

I found some info about immigration, click on the attachment to download the file :smile1:
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