M.G.

[Ghostman]

Hello what do you call a white rabbit.:big_smile::big_smile:

[Vix's Lady]

Hello what do you call a white rabbit.:big_smile::big_smile:



A....rabbit :big_smile::big_smile:

[Ghostman]

Wrong again....an Albino.never mind one day you will get it right.

[Vix's Lady]

you an your corny jokes :lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Ghostman]

Theres nowt wrong with my feet.

[Vix's Lady]

who mentioned feet? :lmao: oh yeah corns right got it :big_smile::big_smile:

[Ghostman]

Faster than a speeding train.

[Vix's Lady]

super mod me :big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:

[Vix's Lady]

heres a good joke

Two pieces of string meet one day in the park and while one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings. They're having a great time until one string decides to go on the roundabout.

After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls off, scraping across the tarmac and making as tangled mess of one end and falling in a heap. The second string looked at him and sighed "you're not very good on that roundabout are you?"

The first string looked at himself and said "I'm a frayed knot"

:big_smile::big_smile:

[stueey]

What you call a deer that has had its eyeballs removed?

[Vix's Lady]

not a clue :lmao::lmao:

[stueey]

No idea

[Vix's Lady]

thats worse than ghosties joke that one :big_smile::big_smile:

[stueey]

wot you call a deer that has had its eyballs removed....and its legs amputated?

[Vix's Lady]

knackered :lmao::lmao::lmao:

[stueey]

still no idea.......coats on !!!!!

[Vix's Lady]

coat and trainers I hope :big_smile::big_smile:

[stueey]

well..me boots cos I have go to work in an hour.

[Vix's Lady]

awww poor you its nearly bedtime here :big_smile::big_smile:

[stueey]

just got 2 days left to work...then its the weekend. Back in next wednesday.

[Vix's Lady]

just tomorrow and then its my weekend :celb (15)::celb (15):