Poem of the day

[teash]

It was down by the inch o' Abbots
Our Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sight that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim *******
Was doing what he'd planned
And into Glasgow's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian policeman
Came forward to assist
He thought "a woman driver"
Or at least someone half-******
But to his shock no drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
From Al Qaeda's land

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set himself on fire
And swung out at the policeman
GBH was his desire
Now that's not right was Johnny's cry
And sallied to the fray
A left hook and a head butt
Required to save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Your sort's not wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scotsman will not fear
Our home grown Glasgow Asians
Will have no bloody ruck
So take your worldwide jihad
And get yourself to ****

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