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Went there today for the first time ever, got stuck in some temporary traffic lights where I spotted a very nice ferrari 360 spyder parked up near a chemist. After that and to catch up on lost time (due to bein sat in traffic at them lights) I put me foot down and nearly lost the car twice on some proper moody roundabout. Anyway arrived at me destination The Concource Centre, what is it with that place cause its a proper wierd building. Anyway did what I had to do and came home. Except i`ve got the pleasure of visiting the place again tomorrow because what I went for couldn`t be done there and then and i`ve godda go and pick it back up in the mornin. Think i might take me camera with me tomorrow :conf (13):
Were the traffic lights in Skem because one of the only things going for that place is that there are no traffic lights.
Cerridwen
18-07-2007, 18:53
Yer mean they have virgins in Skem????:big_smile:
Vix's Lady
18-07-2007, 19:02
Yer mean they have virgins in Skem????:big_smile:
LOL Cerri doubt it :big_smile::big_smile::wave1:
harold b
18-07-2007, 20:22
In skem they is that bad they steal bridle of a nightmare. i only stop at lights once an three hoodies they say we mind your van mister i say no need i has two big dogs in back. one of um he say they any good at puttin out fires... young hoodies start to laugh just then i whips out my two big black puddins attached by cat gut an whack um all round chops one try run but i whips of big flat cap an zap he face down in in mud with my two whippets bitin his goolies they not know they is dealin with gran master of shevy ecky thump dodo. mmmmm
I must admit, I've never been to Skem!!:shock1::shock1:
Night Walker
19-07-2007, 07:48
The Height of confusion in Skelmersdale is Fathers Day, Thats not to say they is all slappers some are just loose women:dev (4):
TheSurgeon
19-07-2007, 14:50
In Skelm.........................
A daughter asks her mummy ''why are your hands so soft''
''cos i'm only twelve'', came the reply. :big_smile::nono:
''cos i'm only tweve'', :big_smile::nono:
The last time I looked there was an 'l' in twelve
:big_smile::big_smile:
Ooooooooo I just couldn`t resist
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
Vix's Lady
19-07-2007, 18:17
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
Wot a shame LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao:
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
Ano and their still selling them ties in that pound shop in that shoppin centre LOL:big_smile:
wern`t havin a go at the place, unlike some of the others(coff, stergeon:big_smile:)
It paid off for me goin there because it was the only place I could get some psp`s repaired in the northwest and thus sold on for a decent profit:big_smile:
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
Wot a shame LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao:
An experience for adulthood it was (P.S. - Go outside and check yer car for bricks) :ranting:
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
Ano and their still selling them ties in that pound shop in that shoppin centre LOL:big_smile:
wern`t havin a go at the place, unlike some of the others(coff, stergeon:big_smile:)
It paid off for me goin there because it was the only place I could get some psp`s repaired in the northwest and thus sold on for a decent profit:big_smile:
"i`ve godda go and pick it back up in the mornin"
Are you really sure the shop will still be there :big_smile::big_smile:
Vix's Lady
19-07-2007, 18:21
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
Wot a shame LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao:
An experience for adulthood it was (P.S. - Go outside and check yer car for bricks) :ranting:
Ooooooooo moody LOL :big_smile::big_smile:
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
Wot a shame LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao:
An experience for adulthood it was (P.S. - Go outside and check yer car for bricks) :ranting:
Ooooooooo moody LOL :big_smile::big_smile:
Never moody with you lass :wave1:
Vix's Lady
19-07-2007, 18:25
Never moody with you lass :wave1:
good see ya later I'm off out for a walk and a country pub LOL :big_smile::big_smile::wave1:
I'm off out for a walk
'LETSSSSSSSS GET READY TO RAMBOLLLLL'
take it you`ll be takin yer laptop? LOL
Have a could trek, btw my idea of a walk and a counrty pub is from the car park to the bar:big_smile::big_smile:
Vix's Lady
19-07-2007, 19:04
I'm off out for a walk
'LETSSSSSSSS GET READY TO RAMBOLLLLL'
take it you`ll be takin yer laptop? LOL
Have a could trek, btw my idea of a walk and a counrty pub is from the car park to the bar:big_smile::big_smile:
no i aint taking my lap top LOL but gonna take my camera :wink1:
daisycat
20-07-2007, 10:45
Ahem !!! I was brought up in Skem !! :nono::dev (4):
and I lived in skem for 3 years!!! lived in willow drive, went to St Edmonds and was in ist skem brownies. AND i can remember the opening of the concourse!!!! there were free baloons and someone famous (sorry i was only 9, but like sooty or bazil brush) came for the opening.
went back in 1985, what a dump it turned into. why cant people put rubbish in bins?
TheSurgeon
20-07-2007, 13:18
Sorry typo edited, couldnt type straight for giggling.
''cos i'm only tweve'', :big_smile::nono:
The last time I looked there was an 'l' in twelve
:big_smile::big_smile:
Ooooooooo I just couldn`t resist
TheSurgeon
20-07-2007, 16:32
I grew up in Skem :ablow:
Surely nobody 'grows up' in Skem, they survive, or are ' dragged up' as we say in Wiggin.
Don`t you dare turn my innocent thread into a ' hunt down stergeon and hang him up by the kanckers' thread:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile: :big_smile::big_smile::lmao:
I grew up in Skem :ablow:
Surely nobody 'grows up' in Skem, they survive, or are ' dragged up' as we say in Wiggin.
If it was not for Skelmersdale (and its Liverpudlian occupying force) Wiganers would still be grunting and using the barter system :celb (15):
We crossed the Beacon and brought Culture, civilisation, the wheel and FIRE (woooooooooo !!) :big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 22:33
If it was not for Skelmersdale (and its Liverpudlian occupying force) Wiganers would still be grunting and using the barter system :celb (15):
We crossed the Beacon and brought Culture, civilisation, the wheel and FIRE (woooooooooo !!) :big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
wot is it they say about Skelmers???? plastic scousers LOL :lmao::lmao::wink1:
If it was not for Skelmersdale (and its Liverpudlian occupying force) Wiganers would still be grunting and using the barter system :celb (15):
We crossed the Beacon and brought Culture, civilisation, the wheel and FIRE (woooooooooo !!) :big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
wot is it they say about Skelmers???? plastic scousers LOL :lmao::lmao::wink1:
Better than being a Woolley :celb (15):
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 22:41
Better than being a Woolley :celb (15):
what I dont understand is why all these so called scousers live in Wigan and surrounding areas if Liverpool is such a great place??? :celb (9)::celb (9):
Better than being a Woolley :celb (15):
what I dont understand is why all these so called scousers live in Wigan and surrounding areas if Liverpool is such a great place??? :celb (9)::celb (9):
We have a god given duty to bring light where there is none, to bring civilisation to the barbarian, thats why ! :bleh:
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 22:55
Better than being a Woolley :celb (15):
what I dont understand is why all these so called scousers live in Wigan and surrounding areas if Liverpool is such a great place??? :celb (9)::celb (9):
We have a god given duty to bring light where there is none, to bring civilisation to the barbarian, thats why ! :bleh:
but all you do is whinge about us so why not stay in that lovely grotty place called Liverpool :celb (9)::celb (9)::celb (15):
Better than being a Woolley :celb (15):
what I dont understand is why all these so called scousers live in Wigan and surrounding areas if Liverpool is such a great place??? :celb (9)::celb (9):
We have a god given duty to bring light where there is none, to bring civilisation to the barbarian, thats why ! :bleh:
but all you do is whinge about us so why not stay in that lovely grotty place called Liverpool :celb (9)::celb (9)::celb (15):
I know, I know, but when god gives you a task, well, what can you do :wink1: (Plus Mrs Opt would'nt like it :big_smile:)
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 23:05
I know, I know, but when god gives you a task, well, what can you do :wink1: (Plus Mrs Opt would'nt like it :big_smile:)
Oh yes Mrs Opt is a wolley aint she LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao::lmao:
I know, I know, but when god gives you a task, well, what can you do :wink1: (Plus Mrs Opt would'nt like it :big_smile:)
Oh yes Mrs Opt is a wolley aint she LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao::lmao:
But a nice one :angel:
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 23:08
I know, I know, but when god gives you a task, well, what can you do :wink1: (Plus Mrs Opt would'nt like it :big_smile:)
Oh yes Mrs Opt is a wolley aint she LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao::lmao:
But a nice one :angel:
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I know, I know, but when god gives you a task, well, what can you do :wink1: (Plus Mrs Opt would'nt like it :big_smile:)
Oh yes Mrs Opt is a wolley aint she LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao::lmao:
But a nice one :angel:
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I never said woolleys were'nt nice, your all smashing once you get rid of those animal skins, bones through the nose and have scrubbed up a bit :shock1::wink1::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I never said woolleys were'nt nice, your all smashing once you get rid of those animal skins, bones through the nose and have scrubbed up a bit :shock1::wink1::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Aaw-i was getting attached to mi dreadlocks and that bone isn't so bad once you get used to it!!:celb (15):
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 23:16
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I never said woolleys were'nt nice, your all smashing once you get rid of those animal skins, bones through the nose and have scrubbed up a bit :shock1::wink1::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Aaw-i was getting attached to mi dreadlocks and that bone isn't so bad once you get used to it!!:celb (15):
thats me bearskin gone LOL :lmao::lmao:
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I never said woolleys were'nt nice, your all smashing once you get rid of those animal skins, bones through the nose and have scrubbed up a bit :shock1::wink1::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Aaw-i was getting attached to mi dreadlocks and that bone isn't so bad once you get used to it!!:celb (15):
Must be murder on the Kleenex though ? :big_smile:
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I never said woolleys were'nt nice, your all smashing once you get rid of those animal skins, bones through the nose and have scrubbed up a bit :shock1::wink1::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Aaw-i was getting attached to mi dreadlocks and that bone isn't so bad once you get used to it!!:celb (15):
thats me bearskin gone LOL :lmao::lmao:
You in the Guards then ? :big_smile:
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I never said woolleys were'nt nice, your all smashing once you get rid of those animal skins, bones through the nose and have scrubbed up a bit :shock1::wink1::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Aaw-i was getting attached to mi dreadlocks and that bone isn't so bad once you get used to it!!:celb (15):
Must be murder on the Kleenex though ? :big_smile:
It's not that bad actually-everything slides off the end-you just have to watch it doesn't drip on your clothes!!:dbg_bad::bleh:
we are all nice specially me and Garnet LOL :angel::angel::dev (4):
I never said woolleys were'nt nice, your all smashing once you get rid of those animal skins, bones through the nose and have scrubbed up a bit :shock1::wink1::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Aaw-i was getting attached to mi dreadlocks and that bone isn't so bad once you get used to it!!:celb (15):
Must be murder on the Kleenex though ? :big_smile:
It's not that bad actually-everything slides off the end-you just have to watch it doesn't drip on your clothes!!:dbg_bad::bleh:
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 23:27
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
you started it LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao:
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
Sorry. I couldn't resist LOL!!:celb (9):
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
you started it LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao:
I just noticed, that gal in your avatar has quite a big ass :confused1::mf_sleep:
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
Sorry. I couldn't resist LOL!!:celb (9):
Its ok, im avoiding the image it brings to mind by thinking of Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens :big_smile:
Vix's Lady
20-07-2007, 23:40
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
you started it LOL :lmao::lmao::lmao:
I just noticed, that gal in your avatar has quite a big ass :confused1::mf_sleep:
its her dress LOL. Gonna change it now :nono::lmao::lmao:
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
Sorry. I couldn't resist LOL!!:celb (9):
Its ok, im avoiding the image it brings to mind by thinking of Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens :big_smile:
PMSL!!! Can't quite see you as the Sound of Music type LOL!! Mind you-I like it myself!!:shock1::celb (15):
Yurghhhh :dbg_bad:, too much info :mf_sleep:
Sorry. I couldn't resist LOL!!:celb (9):
Its ok, im avoiding the image it brings to mind by thinking of Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens :big_smile:
PMSL!!! Can't quite see you as the Sound of Music type LOL!! Mind you-I like it myself!!:shock1::celb (15):
You cant beat "The Hills Are Alive" (or should that be "The Hills Have Eyes" ? :conf (13):) :big_smile:
PMSL!!! Can't quite see you as the Sound of Music type LOL!! Mind you-I like it myself!!:shock1::celb (15):
You cant beat "The Hills Are Alive" (or should that be "The Hills Have Eyes" ? :conf (13):) :big_smile:
Now I beg to differ. I love..So long, farewell, auf weidersein, adieu:celb (15)::celb (15):
PMSL!!! Can't quite see you as the Sound of Music type LOL!! Mind you-I like it myself!!:shock1::celb (15):
You cant beat "The Hills Are Alive" (or should that be "The Hills Have Eyes" ? :conf (13):) :big_smile:
Now I beg to differ. I love..So long, farewell, auf weidersein, adieu:celb (15)::celb (15):
Nay lass, this is the best one: -
Edelweiss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iteRKXIJqW8&mode=related&search=)
(Brings a tear to my eye that one :shock1::confused1:)
Followed by: -
Do - Re - Mi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdVCr26IqKQ)
:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Vix's Lady
21-07-2007, 00:38
PMSL!!! Can't quite see you as the Sound of Music type LOL!! Mind you-I like it myself!!:shock1::celb (15):
You cant beat "The Hills Are Alive" (or should that be "The Hills Have Eyes" ? :conf (13):) :big_smile:
Now I beg to differ. I love..So long, farewell, auf weidersein, adieu:celb (15)::celb (15):
Nay lass, this is the best one: -
Edelweiss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iteRKXIJqW8&mode=related&search=)
(Brings a tear to my eye that one :shock1::confused1:)
Followed by: -
Do - Re - Mi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdVCr26IqKQ)
:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Yer just a big softie at heart aint you LOL :lmao::lmao:
PMSL!!! Can't quite see you as the Sound of Music type LOL!! Mind you-I like it myself!!:shock1::celb (15):
You cant beat "The Hills Are Alive" (or should that be "The Hills Have Eyes" ? :conf (13):) :big_smile:
Now I beg to differ. I love..So long, farewell, auf weidersein, adieu:celb (15)::celb (15):
Nay lass, this is the best one: -
Edelweiss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iteRKXIJqW8&mode=related&search=)
(Brings a tear to my eye that one :shock1::confused1:)
Followed by: -
Do - Re - Mi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdVCr26IqKQ)
:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Yer just a big softie at heart aint you LOL :lmao::lmao:
NO ! :dev (4): :big_smile:
Vix's Lady
21-07-2007, 00:43
Yer just a big softie at heart aint you LOL :lmao::lmao:
NO ! :dev (4): :big_smile:
yep you are LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao:
Yer just a big softie at heart aint you LOL :lmao::lmao:
NO ! :dev (4): :big_smile:
yep you are LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao:
Didn't we draw the same conclusion the other day???:conf (13)::celb (15)::celb (15):
Yer just a big softie at heart aint you LOL :lmao::lmao:
NO ! :dev (4): :big_smile:
yep you are LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao:
Didn't we draw the same conclusion the other day???:conf (13)::celb (15)::celb (15):
Now now, remember, me street cred is at stake here ! :angry2:
Vix's Lady
21-07-2007, 00:46
Yer just a big softie at heart aint you LOL :lmao::lmao:
NO ! :dev (4): :big_smile:
yep you are LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao:
Didn't we draw the same conclusion the other day???:conf (13)::celb (15)::celb (15):
Now now, remember, me street cred is at stake here ! :angry2:
well stop posting stuff about soppy songs then LOL :lmao::lmao:
Yer just a big softie at heart aint you LOL :lmao::lmao:
NO ! :dev (4): :big_smile:
yep you are LOL :bleh::bleh::lmao:
Didn't we draw the same conclusion the other day???:conf (13)::celb (15)::celb (15):
Now now, remember, me street cred is at stake here ! :angry2:
well stop posting stuff about soppy songs then LOL :lmao::lmao:
Roger that :smile1:
Roger that :smile1:
Oo'er missis!!!LOL!!!:shock1::shock1::celb (15):
Roger that :smile1:
Oo'er missis!!!LOL!!!:shock1::shock1::celb (15):
Smut, smut and more smut ! :angry2: (wimmin ! :conf (13):)
Vix's Lady
21-07-2007, 00:58
Roger that :smile1:
Oo'er missis!!!LOL!!!:shock1::shock1::celb (15):
Smut, smut and more smut ! :angry2: (wimmin ! :conf (13):)
wots with the (wimmin :conf (13):) ?????????????? :lmao::lmao:
Roger that :smile1:
Oo'er missis!!!LOL!!!:shock1::shock1::celb (15):
Smut, smut and more smut ! :angry2: (wimmin ! :conf (13):)
wots with the (wimmin :conf (13):) ?????????????? :lmao::lmao:
They (wimmin) are (in general) exasperating ! :big_smile:
Vix's Lady
21-07-2007, 01:04
Roger that :smile1:
Oo'er missis!!!LOL!!!:shock1::shock1::celb (15):
Smut, smut and more smut ! :angry2: (wimmin ! :conf (13):)
wots with the (wimmin :conf (13):) ?????????????? :lmao::lmao:
They (wimmin) are (in general) exasperating ! :big_smile:
Awwwww you love us really LOL :lmao::lmao::bleh:
FFS I wish i`d never have gone now, by the crin yer whinin like a trio of bitch`s. I`m gonna keep me posts to meself from now on:ranting::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
FFS I wish i`d never have gone now, by the crin yer whinin like a trio of bitch`s. I`m gonna keep me posts to meself from now on:ranting::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
Now don't you start-you love us just as much LOL!!:celb (9)::celb (9)::celb (9):
I guess so Garnet:sad1::big_smile: but i`ve never been to the place and its ended up in a slangin match, well you`ve all fooked it cause i`m off round wigan tomorra:bleh::bleh::big_smile:
I guess so Garnet:sad1::big_smile: but i`ve never been to the place and its ended up in a slangin match, well you`ve all fooked it cause i`m off round wigan tomorra:bleh::bleh::big_smile:
Maybe we should have gone into t'twaddle thread LOL!!! As for going round Wigan-what the heck do you want to do that for??? LMAO!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao:
As for going round Wigan-what the heck do you want to do that for??? LMAO!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao:
a bodyguard for starters :big_smile:cause 'teash' is always carryin:lmao:
As for going round Wigan-what the heck do you want to do that for??? LMAO!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao:
a bodyguard for starters :big_smile:cause 'teash' is always carryin:lmao:
Now you've confused me-and that's not hard I know LOL!!!:conf (13)::conf (13):
think i`ve confused meself now, especially the bit about goin round wigan tomorra:lmao:
Before yer start it were a joke (not):big_smile:
think i`ve confused meself now, especially the bit about goin round wigan tomorra:lmao:
Before yer start it were a joke (not):big_smile:
Me?? Start??? As if!!! That's what we've been saying-about how good we are LOL!!!! Besides, it's too late for me to start now-my heads gone all wooly and the baby has finally gone to sleep!!!:celb (15)::celb (15):
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