bits and bats

[bandsman]

Mid-life is when you go
To the doctor and you
realize you are now so old
you have to pay someone to
look at you naked
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If you look in the mirror
and see a beer belly
bald head,big red nose,
vericose veins, and a
complexion like leather,
......look on the bright side........
at least your eyesight
.......... is OK!!!
.......................
mirror, mirror
shiny glass
tell me that
is not my
A**!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
With age comes skills
It's called "Multi Tasking"
I can
Laugh, Cough,
Sneeze, Fart,
and Pee.
All at the same time.
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You know you're getting Old
When you feel bad in the morning,
Without having any,
fun the night before.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Enjoy

Bandsman:smile1::smile1::smile1::big_smile::big_sm ile: